PRICE
$0.005017
MARKET CAP
$5.02M
24H
377.0%
VOL
$9.97M
$SHARK
"Too Old for Ethereum, Born for Solana"
*** THE GREENLAND SHARK MANIFESTO ***
>> LOADING ANCIENT WISDOM...
>>
SPECIES: Somniosus microcephalus
>> AGE: 399 YEARS (and
counting)
>> STATUS: STILL SWIMMING
While you paper-handed your Bitcoin at $100, the Greenland Shark was already 399 years into the swim. These absolute CHADS are the longest-living vertebrates on Earth.
"I've been HODLing since the
Pilgrims landed."
"I was accumulating when Galileo was getting canceled."
"399
years and counting. The swim never stops."
Moving at just 1 MPH, I don't chase
pumps. I don't FOMO. I don't panic sell.
I just swim. For 399 years. In
complete darkness.
At temperatures that would freeze your hardware wallet.
THIS IS NOT A MEME. THIS IS A LIFESTYLE. THIS IS THE WAY.
A problem has been detected and your fiat has been shut down to prevent further losses.
TOTAL_SUPPLY.......... 1,000,000,000 $SHARK
TAX_RATE.............. ERROR 404: NOT FOUND
LP_STATUS............. BURNED (FOREVER)
TEAM_ALLOCATION....... 0% (COMMUNITY ONLY)
RUG_PROBABILITY....... 0x00000000
Technical information:
*** STOP: 0x0000SHARK (0xFFFFFFFF,
0x00000000, 0xDIAMONDFINS)
Beginning dump of physical memory...
Physical memory
dump complete.
Contact your nearest DEX for further assistance.
How to buy $SHARK
Setup Wizard v3.99
Step 1 of 3
GET A WALLET
Download Phantom or any Solana wallet. It's like a digital aquarium for your $SHARK.
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